i think my tv is drunk
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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