WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Operation Purity has been aborted
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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