even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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