Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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