they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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