Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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