It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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