NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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