Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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