Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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