some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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