You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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