Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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