well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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