i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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