ya dads aren't the best wingmen
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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