There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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