I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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