i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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