UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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