Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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