i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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