you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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