i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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