nut hugger
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
