Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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