What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize