I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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