im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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