im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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