I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm both gender and math confused
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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