im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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