Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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