I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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