I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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