We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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