We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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