Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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