If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Do vagina's smell?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My dick has a subreddit
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake