Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Pussy?

(586): View more from Michigan

how

(248): View more from Michigan

Wat do u mean how?

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(636): View more from Missouri

just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.

(517): View more from Michigan

We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by

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(347): View more from New York

When are you not under some influence?

(917): View more from New York City

Since last Tuesday...yesterday.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.

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(585): View more from New York

The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.

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(440): View more from Ohio

So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books

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