Wat do u mean how?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books