I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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