if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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