Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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