glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
another moral hangover. fuck.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?