im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
this hospital has no fireball
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.