? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night