Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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