Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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