you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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