Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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