I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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