so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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