gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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