I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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