Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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