You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Dick very happy bro
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.