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Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?