I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH