It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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